when your playing hide and seek and cant find anywhere to hide so when you hear ‘ready or not here i come’ your all like:
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“What happened?”
“Long story”
“I’ve got time!”
“Crap, I need a new excuse -.-“
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All the cars are leaving, even the banana split
I’m not even gonna lie, I cried like a fucking baby while watching this movie and my mom was right there and I didn’t want her to make fun of me so I kept saying “this movie is horrible and gay”
^ actaully me, I sobbed like a bitch the whole time
Kid I babysit:
There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
